Eating sour cream and dip chips

So its just past New Years and I am eating Lays with French Onion dip, its fucking insane. So if you are celebrating New Years, eat some chips with dip, you will enjoy it a lot.

Whats up on New Years

Are you drinking Jack and coke or drinking anything at the current moment? If you are not, then you are not properly celebrating new years. Celebrating new years is all about getting completely wasted and not really thinking about the responsibilities of the new year. Will you pay off your debt and really get involved or will you just waste another year of your pitiful life? Has reality became a crutch for you, living day to day in a waste? I hope you can become who you really dreamed to be, and not be someone leftover from the generalization of things. Never give in, and always go out, never stay inside, and always move out. Im sorry for those who never did anything, wasted their lives away. Just get drunk, live life, and smooth out the lines, nothing ever really mattered in your life. So today on the new year, promise yourself, you will do something better, something that matters, something that really proves you and only you. Don't do what others tell you and do yourself, it will really work out. Just try it.

Drinking Coffee

Do you like to drink coffee? I do, I am drinking coffee right now, and its almost 5pm, is that against moral codes? Should I only drink coffee in the morning? By using a drip coffee maker am I constituting a crime by creating a less then perfect quality starbucks bullshit?

And about coffee, who really does make good tasting coffee? All coffee that is supposedly good is really just over-roasted, or maybe its just normal coffee that is overpriced in the supermarket world of average below any logical standard mass produced low priced coffee that makes the good coffee look above average.


So now that we understand what coffee really is, why does it matter? Who really cares that almost all moderately priced coffee is completely shitty? Well lets think, I bet every drug addict started off drinking coffee right? I propose the gateway theory on coffee leading to becoming an alcoholic, smoking cigarettes, or being a drug addict. Let's make a study, and document the results.

I propose we just outlaw coffee and take out the first drug anyone tries. No more soda pop addictions or coffee withdrawals, and we can take a step forward to becoming a completely drug free America. Once we eradicate caffeine addiction we can begin to tackle societies real problems, like what number meal you are getting at mcdonalds and how we can go blow the shit out of so more middle eastern people, right?